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my aussie mate fred pretty ill-went to doctors for diagnosis–told him he had latest std disease since returning –which one he asked-aids?-no doc said it so new we just name it B14–it filed under that code–no cure yet for it–you be dead within 6 months..
so fred asked what should he do-doc gave him the bucket list advice before kicking it-go to casino have a good time-you cant take it with you..
so he plays poker machine and gets the jackpot-i million-then hits the buttons again and wins the car for second jackpot–
old pensioner beside him remarks "gee mate you got to be the luckiest person  alive-i been on pokies all my life losing–and you been here five minutes win two biggest jackpots-you real lucky"
fred replies-"not really-i got this rotten b14–which is why i here gambling my life away"
pensioner jumps up all excited for him" b14-you lucky *******-you just won the chook raffle too"
now i have not gambled for 48 hours–so i amuse myself talking to myself and you–it helps to pass a lonely day
alanget a life-or get stuffed well and truly by a poker machine

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