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hi
i been going ok –4days -no gamble–sold another rock yesterday to fred -mate fred replacing his original rock-with bigger one with extrovert personality–says original rock too introverted–soon he need bigger cage.–i sell them too
but fred a travelling sales man too-driving along country road-he spotted farmer shovelling sheep excreta or should i say sheep **** into back of his ute.
so fred asked farmer to bag the sheep **** into bags of 1 kilo 5kilos and 10 kilos as he planned to sell them to other suckers like we gamblers.
so fred off with his station wagon full of bags of sheep ****–first hotel he stops-he spots gambler looking all depressed at the bar-
he aked him–"lost your money?"
"no "he replies"worse-i lost my memory"
fred asks "how long you lost your memory?"
he says "ten years"
fred all excited says"i got just the thing for loss of memory–1 kilo bag "dibs and dabs" you need per year. you just take two dibs and dabs a day–guarantee you get your memory back–it only $10 per kilo-but you need the the 10 kilo pack dibs and dabs–so pockets $100.
fred continues to sell his dibs and dabs for all ailments not just memory loss-he a real snake oil salesman-makes fortune.
he goes so well he returned to same hotel–spots the memory loss sucker-but he spots fred first.
"you  fake -you cheat–you claim fix my memory loss-is bulldust–"dibs and dabs"-bulldust-it was "sheep ****"
fred replies-"see you got your memory back already"
now as for we gamlerholics-i now sell dibs and dabs with my pet rocks–beats zooloft for the depressed-and guarantteed–no soft-for romance
 get a life-or get stuffed well and truly by a poker machine

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