“What’s wrong Mummy, you look so sad,
Am I still going to golf on Wednesday
Or is the weather still too bad
My blazer is fine,it will do
Nobody sees the holes except you

What’s wrong mummy, you look so sad,
Have we enough money for the cinema with the other lads,
I don’t really care cos the movie’s not great
I’ll go another time, i don’t mind the wait

What’s wrong mummy, you look so sad
I don’t need new clothes,aren’t you glad?
I can go to my friends house, save you the fuss
I can walk I don’t need the bus

What’s wrong mummy, you look so sad,
I don’t want a Christmas present after all I’ve had
You’re the best mummy in the whole wide world
You’re the best mummy, you are my whole world.”